More than twenty years ago, we posted some comments to rec.audio.pro about cleaning condenser microphone diaphragms. I have decided to retire the local copy of that article, because it seems to inspire too many to attempt things that are unwise. One thing left out of the original article is this: cleaning should only be done if the microphone fails to work otherwise. The difference caused by a little extra weight may be audible, but not huge. Got that? No cleaning unless it *doesn't work.* And in no case should you use any source of heat near the microphone. Someone thought that what we wrote suggested putting steam on the microphone diaphragm. !!?! ... the steam is to put a slight amount of pure water on your cleaning brush, not the diaphragm! No heat anywhere near diaphragm, OK? With all due respect to others in the field, if the conductive layer on the diaphragm is so fragile that gentle cleaning with distilled water, alcohol and cotton or a slightly damp fine brush damages it, you have no business cleaning it. That said, losing a small amount of metallization has little or no effect -- the diaphragm will still behave as it did before, the active area is just reduced a little. A real hazard, however, is that the capsule will become contaminated internally with whatever the cleaning medium carries with it, and will forever be noisy. This is particularly a problem with older PVC diaphragms that have cracks. Unless you have a way to test for ionic contamination of the surface and resulting leakage resistance of the capsule, don't try it. If any Josephson microphone appears to need cleaning, please send it back to the factory in California. The cost is minimal and you can be sure of original performance when it's done.